![]() ![]() Watermelon is smooth and inoffensive but dull in flavor. Thankfully, he had sampled them before we met up and I was warned the Baja Punch was not the best. I adjusted my enthusiasm and saved it for dead last. The flavor is vaguely reminiscent of diluted off brand Hawaiian Punch mixed with a hint of vodka. My good friend Rich Jarin had the plug for Baja Blast Variety Pack the day it hit shelves for the limited summer release. He met a guy at the gym that gave him the lowdown on the drop. My boy came through like a legend and showed up the next morning before they even had a chance to stock it on the floor. ![]() For those of you looking to gear your hands on some, I’m here to temper your expectations with my definitive reviews and rankings of all 8 released to date. Distribution for Hard Mtn Dew has only reached 15 states so far and the odds are you’re not living in one. They’ve since expanded the lineup to one new and several limited edition flavors. can, you can crush them all night and wake up the next morning feeling like a piece of shit… but not a fat piece of shit. You can imagine the excitement when Mountain Dew’s parent company Pepsi Co announced a collaboration with Boston Brewing Company to release an alcoholic Mountain Dew in four zero sugar flavors. If I find a Zero Dew flavor I haven’t tried, I’ll scoop some up for me and for the Dew Heads back home. Mountain Dew Zero (MTN Dew Zero) in particular has gone from a favorite drink to a weird hobby in recent years. With their penchant for creating new, rare and chain exclusive flavors, I’ve found myself seeking them out like searching for Pokemon while on tour, where I’m in and out of multiple gas stations across the country every day. Before we get too far readers might argue that sentiment, but I want to clarify this article is about mildly poisoning yourself with fun, artificially flavored alcoholic beverages. I fortunately switched to sugarless beverages exclusively before my teens and aside from the excess caffeine, the predominant scientific research doesn’t support substantial negative health effects. Soda has been my longest standing vice and I really don’t feel encouraged to stop.
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